Archive for August, 2012

Strip Club Scholarships

Thursday, August 30th, 2012

I can vividly remember back to Grade 12. All my friends and I were deciding on which Colleges to apply to and what we should major in. It’s a pretty hefty decision hence the fact that their is at least $20,000 riding on a 18 year old high school student.

I remember feeling bad that my parents had offered to pay for my tuition; that’s a lot of money! And even worse, I had friends whose parents couldn’t afford to pay for their college so they had to either hope for a scholarship (which was unlikely since I hung out with the stoners) or get a loan from the bank.

Too bad I wasn’t a student nowadays because it would be a lot easier to get some fast cash at 18, if I threw my morals out the window, that is.

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Would You Complain If You Were Experiencing 100 Orgasms A Day?

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

If I asked you if you would complain if you were experiencing up to 100 orgasms a day most of you would automatically answer a big, fat NO! But, I bet if you listened to your head and not your dick, you would re-evaluate your answer.

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A New Study Finds A Seasonal Spike For Porn Watching

Tuesday, August 28th, 2012

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It’s the end of August and September is right around the corner. The nights are getting cooler and we can see fall in the near future. But it’s not just the temperatures that cools down when September hits. Our sex drives do too!

Over the past five years, Doctors have been doing a study on Google searches and they have found strong and consistent spikes for three things: porn, online dating, and prostitution.

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Meet Mr. Marcus! The Porn Actor Tested Positive For Syphilis

Monday, August 27th, 2012

It has been confirmed that the porn actor who could have possibly spread Syphilis through the industry is non other than 18 year veteran Mr. Marcus.

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Before and After: Top 10 Pornstars with Boob Jobs

Thursday, August 23rd, 2012

The most popular surgery in the porn industry is, bar none, breast augmentation (aka the boob job). As porn fans, we have come to accept fake tits as part of the industry – good or bad, it happens. I for one tend to be a believer that natural is the way to go. Others out there clearly think the opposite though, considering how many girls have gone silicone.

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After all, porn is suppose to be a fantasy where girls are us sually larger-than-life and that means their chest has to be too. That got me thinking about some of the tits on our favourite porn stars. I’ve put together a list my personal top ten porn stars that have gone under the knife and will be giving them a score out of 10.

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PORN INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN! As Nine Porn Stars Test Positive For Syphilis

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012

Major studios in the LA Porn industry have halted production of making any more porn flicks after a certain male porn actor tested positive for syphilis and allegedly concealed the fact that he had the disease for who knows how long!

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Beauty And Brains!

Tuesday, August 21st, 2012

I’ve said it once and I will say it again, porn stars have beauty and brains. Just because they choose an alternative career like fucking on camera for a living, doesn’t mean that they aren’t smart! Actually, they are probably a lot smarter than the rest of us. Think about it, they get paid to do something that most of us are constantly chasing!

26 year old Kayden Kross is a California native and a rising star in the porn industry. But she says that she spends most of her time between sex scenes reading novels by David Foster or short stories by Amy Hempel.

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Fuck Steroids! Porn WIll Enhance Your Athletic Ability

Monday, August 20th, 2012

As the Summer of sport is coming to an end and people are still buzzing from Olympic fever, a lot of men and women have decided that it’s their time to get in shape!

Weightlifting was one of those sports I personally watched and thought “holy shit, imagine if I could lift something that heavy! That would be cray cray!” And I’m assuming a lot of you thought the same thing, especially the guys.

Well, good news fellas, your wish has come true and guess what? All you need to do is watch more porn and your athletic performance in weightlifting will increase, guaranteed. Even if your goal is to just buff up, porn will give you the perfect push to do so.

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Porn Star “Learned A Lot” From Lindsay Lohan; Who Would Have Thought?

Thursday, August 16th, 2012

It actually doesn’t surprise me that porn star James Deen has said that he has learned a lot about sex from Lindsay Lohan. We all know the girl has definitely been around the block! She’s 26 years old and the only serious boyfriend I can ever recall her having was Wilmer Valderama. Therefore she’s got a good five to six prime years where she was free to sleep with anyone, and considering her track record of being a drunk and a druggie, it wouldn’t surprise me if she was also a slut. Not saying the three things always go hand in hand but, based on my own previous experience they do, if you know what I mean. ;)

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PLEASE Chad Johnson, Accept The $100,000 Offer To Star In Porn!

Tuesday, August 14th, 2012

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You’ve all probably heard that hottie football star Chad Johnson was arrested for domestic violence against his new bride few days ago, and if you haven’t heard this then you must be living under a rock somewhere.

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