Porn Industry Fights Back Against Condoms

LA Weekly reports that the porn industry is stinking mad about this whole condom thing and they’re not gonna take it lying down. Back in January, the city of Los Angeles passed an ordinance requiring that all porn stars wear condoms during XXX shoots. Although condoms don’t always feel good and restrict the feeling in your Emmitt Smith, they do protect against STDs and pregnancy. Do you want kids right now? Didn’t think so. Why then, is the porn industry so freakin’ pissed about this? Read on and find out.

The AIDS Healthcare Foundation had been on a year-long mission before the ordinance was passed to ensure that condoms were used on all LA porn sets. However, the adult performers are stinking mad about this because they feel that condoms hinder the shooting process. I don’t get it, man. If I were a porn star and I was shooting a series of sex movies featuring Evanni Soleil I’d be able to perform with a condom on. Actually, I’d probably be able to perform with a condom on if I was making a XXX feature with any adult star, but maybe that’s just me. Porn is cool, what can I say?

Porn industry lobbyist group, The Free Speech Coalition, claims that adult film sales will go down because no one is going to buy condom porn. First of all, why would you pay for porn in the first place? You can get it on Orgasm.com for free. Anyhoo, the XXX performers do get bi-monthly STD tests and some of the women are using other forms of birth control like the pill or whatever else women use. Something about a shot in the arm? I didn’t pay much attention to most of the things my last girlfriend said. She was a real Hindenburg giver and a Steelers fan. Not cool.

The FSC says that the AIDS epidemic in America is not directly related to those who make sex movies and that there is no correlation between the two. Basically, if you’re dumb enough to have unprotected sex, it won’t make a difference if you watch porno flicks where the performers wear condoms or not. But, the porn actors are rallying behind the cause and hope to abolish the ordinance that requires them to wear jimmy-hats. Whatever, as long as they keep making sex movies with latex or no latex, I’m sure the entire male species will be content.

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