Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Wolverine, even that green bastard Hulk, they all had women. But the question is, do they have sex with them? Can they have sex with them? With all that fine pussy being thrown at them, how do they not get busy? Ponder this XXX conundrum with me after the jump.
It’s assumed that Batman does his fare share of fucking because he’s just a rich guy in a suit. He probably gets warmed up by watching porn about bats. If there is such a thing. He’s probably a total acousticophile too. I’m thinking he’s a boob man, has a thing for cats. Although, I would too if Catwoman were constantly throwing her feline pussy at me.
What about Spiderman? Did he trap Mary Jane in his XXX web? The guy can shoot sticky substances from his hands, does that mean his cum is just as powerful? Can you swing from tall buildings on a string of Spiderman’s splooge. Wait, I just threw up in my mouth a little. Let’s move on. Daredevil and Elektra definitely got it on. Also in real life– Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are married and we know they’ve had sex because they have three kids. I think the X-Men were able to fuck. Except for Rogue because she’d kill anyone she had sex with. Poor girl. Now that leaves us with the king of all superheroes: Superman.
Sure he’s faster than a speeding bullet, but if he shot his load into Lois Lane, wouldn’t she die? Everything about the guy is enhanced so even if he did wear a condom when they fucked, it’d probably break every time he thrusted. Wonder Woman could probably handle his load. That’d make a great porn movie: Superman and Wonder Woman 69 To Save The Earth staring Delta White. Until that day comes, we’ll just have to settle for Batman getting all the pussy.
