After school was a special time. There were organized sports, there was homework and there was Lydia. Lydia was my babysitter. She was this incredible Latina hottie who was in her early twenties. Thinking about her still gives me a woody. Her rack was incredible. Before I knew what sex was, I knew I wanted to have it with her.
Archive for March, 2012
Don’t Tell Mom I Had Sex With The Babysitter
Tuesday, March 20th, 2012
Rick Santorum And The Future Of Internet Porn
Monday, March 19th, 2012If Rick Santorum is elected President, Internet porn as we know could bite the big one. Uptight conservatives everywhere are rejoicing because Rick the Dick plans on taking major actions to ban sites that specialize in sex movies. Orgasm.com will cease to exist! You’ll have to jack-off from memory. Who wants to do that?
Porn Star of the Week – Joanna Angel
Monday, March 19th, 2012Orgasm.com’s porn star of the week cums to you from New Jersey. She is the Queen of alt porn. She is the hottest XXX free HD porn star to have attended a yeshiva school until 8th grade. She is the dirty mind behind everyone’s favorite alternative porn studio, Burning Angel. She is Joanna Angel and after the jump you will have a hard time containing your hard on.
The Hairy Pussy Squad
Sunday, March 18th, 2012Ladies, I get it, you don’t always have time to wax. Yes, I do prefer a clean workspace but I understand that it costs money and probably hurts like a bitch. Once I was banging this chick who had the hairiest pussy I’ve ever seen. It looked like one of the guys from ZZ Top. No wait, looked like Silvie Deluxe in this porn video. It still haunts me to this day. But not all men are turned off by a bearded bush. If there’s one thing we can learn from 70s sex movies it’s that no matter how much hair you have on your vagina, some guy will stick his dick in it. If Sasha Grey came up to you and said she wanted to fuck but hadn’t been waxed in weeks you’d still get with her, right? Of course you would. You’re not an idiot. And since you’re here, you’re probably the type of pervert who would like that. Stick around after the jump for pictures and discover the members of Orgasm.com’s Hairy Pussy Squad.
Fuck A Redhead For St. Paddy’s Day
Friday, March 16th, 2012If Saint Patrick were alive today he’d be sitting in his South Boston apartment slamming back a Sam Addams and listening to Dropkick Murphys. When he’s done his beer, he’d call his fuck buddy Carmen McKenna. Carmen is a gorgeous redhead he met down by the docks. She looks like Kylie Ireland and her claim to fame is that once she blew a guy who bought a bedazzled jean jacket from Big Papi Ortiz’s wife. Saint Patrick loves redheads and after the jump you will too.
Alt Porn: The Alternative To Regular Nude Videos
Thursday, March 15th, 2012Remember that weird chick from your art history class who had a ton of piercings, tattoos and looked like something Marilyn Manson fucked then tossed out of a moving car? Guess what? She may have scars on her arms from too many dates with a Venus razor blade (that moisture strip always gets in the way of self-mutilation!), but she’s now a gorgeous alt porn star. You’re probably like, “What is alt porn and why would I waste my time jacking it to that chick?”. Well, after the jump you’ll see why you should be jerking off to nude videos featuring alt porn stars.
Whaddup Shorty: An Ode Midget Porn
Wednesday, March 14th, 2012The other day my buddy told me he’d always wanted to bang a midget. I’m not sure what the proper terminology is and what’s considered offensive so for the purpose of this blog post let’s use “midget”. Sorry if you’re a little person reading this, I don’t mean to offend you and if you’re a lady you should call my friend Brian. He’d really like to make some sex videos with you. Anyway, without further ado, here’s Orgasm.com’s XXX ode to midget porn. Don’t worry, after the jump there are naked ladies (re: tits).
Hot For Teacher: A Porn Star Among Us
Tuesday, March 13th, 2012We all had that one teacher in middle school. She looked like Evelyn Lory and you were aching for her to ask you to stay after school and work on your multiplication tables. 90% of the wet dreams you had in middle school were about this woman (and maybe DJ Tanner but that’s another tale for another time). Unfortunately, there was no way your teacher would have sex with you and there was no way you could see her having sex with big black guys on your computer. Until now. Meet Stacie Halas, a porn star who also teaches science.
Celebrities We Want To See Baring Their XXX Parts
Monday, March 12th, 2012Last night I had a dream I was banging one of the sluts from Jersey Shore. I’m not sure which slut it was, they’re all the same herpes-ridden drunkards. If you’ve had dream sex with one, you’ve had dream sex with them all. I was completely repulsed and cursed myself for not dreaming of someone more attractive like Joslyn James, but it gave me an excellent idea. What celebrities do people want to see naked? Get a load of Wednesday Adams’ tits and many more after the jump.
Porn Star Of The Week – Barbara Summer
Monday, March 12th, 2012Girl on girl porn is awesome. Don’t dispute me on this. You will lose. I can cum up with about 100 reasons why chicks banging other chicks are the best kind of sex movies to watch. If you still need proof that lesbian porn is the greatest kind of XXX out there, check out our porn star of the week: Barbara Summers. We guarantee you’ll find Madame Summers so hot you’ll want to risk getting the Indian cock burn from her. After the jump learn what makes this Czech beauty’s pussy so wet.
