This is probably for the best. As much as I love porn I don’t think I could stomach this medical anomaly. You see, Hazel Jones, a 27 year old from the UK, was born with two vaginas. If she were a James Bond villain she’d be known as Double Pussy Galore. Read on after the jump and learn about this maybe future porn star and her second vagina.
According to reliable news source TMZ, Hazel Jones was approached by Vivid, one of our favorite porn studios to appear in some sex movies. Steve Hirsch, head of Vivid apparently offered Double Pussy Galore $1 million to star in some skin flicks. I don’t know, man. Is the world ready to see that kind of XXX action? This brings double penetration to a whole new level.
The name of Miss Jones’ condition is called uterus didelphys. Sounds like a dinosaur, doesn’t it? I think I saw porn once called “Attack Of The Killer Cervix” wherein a giant uterus didelphys wreaked havoc on a dick. Anyway, the condition occurs when the septum that divides the uterus in development fails to break down and allows the two halves to fuse into one. Gross. I know I should be mature about this, but I can’t even sit through an episode of St. Elsewhere (80s reference!) without cringing. I’m really squeamish. My DJ name would be DJ Gets Nauseous.
Hazel Jones realized there was something different about her when she was 14 after she got her period twice. If I had two dicks, I’d notice that way before I turned 14. Didn’t she go for checkups? How could her doctor not notice that? “Well Hazel, let’s take a look down there. One pussy, wait, two pussies?!?”
I feel for Hazel, but I’m hoping she decides to leave the sex movies to chicks who have one pussy, like Savanna Samson. Double Pussy Galore herself has not formally responded to Vivid’s offer to turn her into a XXX star. However, the Daily Mail reports that she is not interested in becoming a two-pussied porn star.
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