BREAKING NEWS – TMZ reported last week that Hulk Hogan, everyone’s favorite wrestler, has a sex tape. Here’s where it gets good: Orgasm.com has made an offer! That’s right, you could be getting an eyeful of the Hulkster’s hot dog skin and silken hair as he gets his pipes cleaned some a mystery broad. Keep it locked here after the jump so you can disobey the Pope.
Major porn outlets across the nation are in a bidding frenzy over the sex tape. Our fingers and dicks are crossed that Orgasm.com can bring you what those who have seen it describe as “an old man who used to be a wrestling legend getting serviced by an unidentified woman”. Let’s hope this chick is hotter than his ex-wife Linda. Can you say butterface?
We can’t say how much Orgasm.com as offered for what insiders are tentatively calling “XXX Hulkamania”. And by insiders, I mean me because it’s such a great name for a sex tape.
The porn video features a brunette who is not his current wife Jennifer McDaniel. Hogan himself claims he can’t remember the woman’s identity because after his divorce from Butterface Linda he banged so many chicks he couldn’t keep track. Maybe it’s Kendra Secret in the XXX clip? Who knows, who cares. Dude, so jealous right now.
