If Saint Patrick were alive today he’d be sitting in his South Boston apartment slamming back a Sam Addams and listening to Dropkick Murphys. When he’s done his beer, he’d call his fuck buddy Carmen McKenna. Carmen is a gorgeous redhead he met down by the docks. She looks like Kylie Ireland and her claim to fame is that once she blew a guy who bought a bedazzled jean jacket from Big Papi Ortiz’s wife. Saint Patrick loves redheads and after the jump you will too.
When Saint Patrick’s not watching porno films on Orgasm.com, he’s looking for another redhead to fuck. This is Laura O’Laughlin. He met her at the Garden. She was trying to find Rajon Rondo because she’s always wanted to have a black baby. Fortunately for Rondo, she was escorted out of the Celtics game by security.
Sometimes Saint Patrick goes to the XXX titty bar downstairs from his place. There’s one stripper there, Brianna Brennan, she’s always good for a fuck. Her ginger hair looks pretty wild during sex. She does this thing with her hips that makes Saint Patrick shoot his green load in seconds.
This is Maggie Hogan. She’s a student at UMass. She’s kind of a wallflower until she gets some booze into her. After three beers she jumps on Saint Patrick’s dick and rides it like she’s auditioning for a porno. Sometimes she sings “Danny Boy” when she’s cumming. It sounds weird but Saint Patrick’s really into it.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone! Do your part and fuck a redhead.
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