Looking for a little BDSM with your Twilight? Universal Pictures just snapped up EL James’ series of erotic novels and plans on turning them into a lucrative franchise. Insiders, you know, people who write hipster blogs, are calling this “mommy porn”. When I think of mommy porn I think of a hot MILF getting fucked. Anyway, after the jump learn about this new type of XXX entertainment. And yes, there are pics of titties.
Archive for March, 2012
Mommy Porn Turns Fifty Shades Of Grey
Friday, March 30th, 2012
Sex On The Stairs
Thursday, March 29th, 2012If free HD porn has taught us anything it’s that banging can be done wherever. You could have sex in your car. You could fuck in the forest. You can do it on the side of the highway if you wanted to. The point is, getting busy can be done anywhere. After the jump learn how you can turn your stairs into a XXX stairway to heaven.
Octomom Ruins Future Career As A Porn Star
Wednesday, March 28th, 2012Remember Octomom, that chick who pumped out a bunch of kids then realized she couldn’t afford them? Just when you thought her 15 minutes were up, she’s back in the news again. This time, instead of ruining her womb, Octomom’s ruining her future career as a porn star. Read on and find out why showing her tits was the wrong move.
Celebrate Spring With Sex In A Field
Tuesday, March 27th, 2012Spring is here. Time to get your fuck on in a field! Before you go out and find a chick to reenact what you see in your favorite porno movies, check out our tips for banging in a field.
Porn Star of the Week: Hannah West
Monday, March 26th, 2012Auburn, Alabama, home to Auburn University and Chewacla State Park. But most importantly, it is the birthplace of Orgasm.com’s porn star of the week. After the jump learn about naughty Tigers fan, Hannah West.
Chick With 2 Vaginas Gets Porn Offer
Monday, March 26th, 2012This is probably for the best. As much as I love porn I don’t think I could stomach this medical anomaly. You see, Hazel Jones, a 27 year old from the UK, was born with two vaginas. If she were a James Bond villain she’d be known as Double Pussy Galore. Read on after the jump and learn about this maybe future porn star and her second vagina.
Surrender to Girl On Girl Naked Wrestling
Sunday, March 25th, 2012When I was a kid wrestling was about the British Bulldog and the Ultimate Warrior. Now it’s about two chicks sticking their fingers in each other’s pussies until one surrenders. The winner gets to fuck the other one with a strap on. Hello! No complaints here! If you’ve never seen the new girl on girl style of wrestling, do yourself a favor and get an eyeful on your favorite free porn site, Orgasm.com.
A Very Porn Star Prom Date
Friday, March 23rd, 2012Fact: High school seniors watch porn. The ones who tell you they’ve never seen sex movies on the Internet are lying. Most of them have created large spank banks based XXX content they’ve eyeballed online without their parent’s knowledge. But none of them have been so daring as Minnesota teen Mike Stone. After the jump learn how this 18 year old’s prom date was denied entrance to the big dance. Here’s a hint: she’s a 19 year old porn star.
Get Ready For XXX Hulkamania
Thursday, March 22nd, 2012BREAKING NEWS – TMZ reported last week that Hulk Hogan, everyone’s favorite wrestler, has a sex tape. Here’s where it gets good: Orgasm.com has made an offer! That’s right, you could be getting an eyeful of the Hulkster’s hot dog skin and silken hair as he gets his pipes cleaned some a mystery broad. Keep it locked here after the jump so you can disobey the Pope.
How To Convince Your Girl To Have A Threesome
Wednesday, March 21st, 2012Ah the threesome, every man’s dream and every woman’s secret dream. However, your lady will act like she’s not into the whole threesome thing. “What am I, a porn star?” she’ll declare when you breach the subject. Don’t worry guys, Orgasm.com has a sure-fire way to get your woman to agree to a threeway.
