Is that a foot between your feet or are you just happy to see me? Ah yes, the ole foot job, one of the lesser known ways to have a girl jerk you off. I guess it’s not really jerking since the movements wouldn’t be as controlled because you’re using your feet but for arguments sake let’s call it a form of getting jerked off. Anyway, if you’ve never gotten a footy (which is also the nickname for soccer in Europe) you should make it your mission to get one tonight. You’re missing out. Have some sex tonight too while you’re at it. Why not?
One of my favorite porn stars is Tanner Mayes. Below is a picture of her getting fucked so you can put a name to a face. Or a name to a vagina in the case of porn stars. Her feet are ridiculously cute and I have many dreams of defiling them with Jackie Robinson. Not the real Jackie Robinson of course, it’s just that in my dreams I call my dick Jackie Robinson because it’s always huge, black and breaking down barriers. That’s probably something I should explore with my therapist but I digress.
A foot job, if done right will make you explode. At first you’re all like, “My dick is between two feet” but after a minute you’re like, “Hell yes, my dick is between two feet”. Make sure beforehand that the person you’re letting give you a footy has been moisturizing their soles or has recently gotten a pedicure because if not it won’t look like it does in porn. It’ll feel like someone’s jerking you off while wearing sandpaper socks.
The next time you’re about to have sex, see if the girl or guy wouldn’t mind sticking your dick between their feet. I’m telling you, with a little lube you’re in for a foot-filled adventure, unless you’re grossed out by feet. Then you should probably stick to the more traditional ways of getting off.
Tags: Porn, Sex, Tanner Mayes