Archive for February, 2012

Scissor Sister Sex

Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

My favorite thing to watch when I’m getting an eyeful of free HD porn is girl on girl, especially tribbing videos. I’m more intrigued than anything because it looks to me  like bumper cars with body parts. After the jump I’ve provided a nice pictoral and technical (but also very XXX) explanation of tribbing.

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Lovely Latina’s Are Good Lovers

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

After seeing a piece of what appeared to be Jennifer Lopez’s nipple while watching the Oscars, I decided it was time to honor the gorgeous Latina porn star goddesses that make men hard and women wet. After the jump I’ve dedicated this entire post to my favorite spicy ladies. Grab a Corona and get to know these Latina queens.

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Pregnant Sex – Banging For Your Baby

Monday, February 27th, 2012

Babies man, what a trip. They’re always crying or leaking from some orifice and they’re expensive. I don’t even have money in my bank account to buy a cheeseburger or a serious girlfriend right now. However, should I meet that special honey and plant my seed in her bush for life, to quote the Roots, I’d hope that we could continue to have sex while there’s another human growing inside of her. For those of you who find yourselves with an expectant lady read on after the jump and learn the best positions for pregnant sex.

Man, I hope that’s not alcohol in her glass.

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Porn Star of the Week – Ava Rose

Monday, February 27th, 2012

Alaska is cold. I’ve never been but once I  jerked it to a Saturday Night Live skit where Tina Fey played Sarah Palin so I must be an expert on the state. Besides the Palinator, (which should be the name of a sex toy shaped like Russia – remember that whole nonsense about how she thought she could see Russia from her backyard? What a tool!) Alaska is the birth place of a very sexy porn star. Ladies and gentlemen, Orgasm.com brings you Ava Rose!

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Is Raven Alexis A Dirty Porn Star Or A Dirty Liar?

Sunday, February 26th, 2012

In June of 2011 porn star hottie Raven Alexis announced that she had stage 4 brain cancer. If you know anything about the illness, you know that stage 4 means it’s time to start writing your will. There were T-shirts made, prayers said and the entire adult community seemed to be behind her as she faced the long, hard road ahead of her. Now, the tide has shifted. Blogs and articles are popping up all over the Internet claiming that Raven Alexis lied about being sick. Read on after the jump and make your own conclusions.

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Beer Googles + Drunk Sex = Bad News

Friday, February 24th, 2012

The worst thing happened. I went out with my buddies. Fine. Great. We go out all the time. However, this time it was for a bachelor party. My friend Dumb-fry (his last name is Dumfries, naturally we had to give him a nickname) finally found some chick who could tolerate his addiction to Star Trek The Next Generation and the Indianapolis Colts. He proposed. She said yes. Now it’s ten months later and Dumb-fry is about to tie the knot. Cut to last night. There was beer. There was a celebrity. There was champagne. There were strippers. And then there was me waking up this morning with a bucket of yuck in my bed. Damn you beer goggles!

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House of Pain – Bondage Sex

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012

There are certain things I’ve never done. For instance, I’ve never recorded the final out in the World Series, shut out the San Jose Sharks in the Conference Finals and engaged in BDSM. There’s a very good chance that I’ll never do the first two things, but the last one could come to fruition. Read on after the jump and learn about XXX sex, doms and subs, bondage play and how to do it safely while still getting your rocks off.

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Your Missionary Sex Mission

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

Your mission, should you choose to accept it is to have sex with your partner in the missionary position. We know what you’re thinking, boring with a capital B! But, I’ve got some tips for you to make your mission as climatic as possible. Read on after the jump and turn a regular missionary fuck in to a XXX cum fest.

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What is “alt porn”?

Friday, February 17th, 2012

With all the new porn genres emerging out there in the world of free porn online, it’s hard to keep up. Don’t worry guys, I got your back. If you’ve been wondering what the deal is with this new term called “alt porn” read on and find out the definition and some hot examples after the jump.

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Fancy A Gangbang?

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

In your free HD porn perusal you’ve probably come across many gangbang videos. If you’re like me, you probably watched them but first pondered the origins of the word itself. So without further ado, I present you the etymology of the word GANGBANG. Educate your mind and dick after the jump.

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