Archive for October, 2011

The Boob Chart

Wednesday, October 19th, 2011

Everybody has their own terms for boob shapes, nearly everyone has heard of the common fruit terms, apples, pears, oranges ect.  I came across this official boob chart and decided that like the Dick Tracy I am, I would find the “real” (term used lightly) boobs to match.

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If you are a boobs kinda guy get the toilet paper and lube ready cause you are about to see 21 sets of titties.

#1 Cranberries

Cranberries

#2  Orange

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#3 Peaches

Peaches

#4 Lemons

lemon

#5 Grape Fruit

Grapefruit

#6 Watermelons

Watermellons


#7 Pears

pears

#8 Cucumbers
cucum


#9 Sweet Potatoes

Sweetpotato


#10 Bee Stings

BeeStings

#11 Flap Jacks

flapjacks

#12 Has Beens

Hasbeens

#13 Pointers

Pointers


#14 Mail Bags

mailbags

#15 Under Chinners

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#16 Cup Cakes

cupcakes


#17 – Balloons

baloons

#18 Water Wings

water wings

#19 Coat Hooks
Coat Hooks

#20 Blockbusters

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#21 Hot Water Bottles

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Just to make up for number #21. I present you these :)

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Watching Porn With Your Woman

Wednesday, October 19th, 2011

Watching porn is usually a solo endeavor. It’s just you, your computer (or TV if you’re stuck in the 1980′s), your fleshlight or lubriderm and a hand full of kleenex. Normally another person doesn’t enter the equation.

So what do you do if the girl you’re dating expresses a curiosity in watching porn with you? Tread very fucking lightly, that’s what you do.

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The Best Spot For a Cum Shot

Tuesday, October 18th, 2011

The money shot is always the best part of any porn movie. In real life, it is as well. With a few pulses of the penis, you get to feel like a fireman, only you’re putting out your own fire when you hose down a spot with your spunk.

The question is, which area should you blast? If you’re with a new girl, who knows where she’ll want it. Really though, it’s your load, the decision is ultimately yours. Let’s take a look at your options.

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Eat Pussy Like A Porn Star

Monday, October 17th, 2011

They say it’s call a blow job for a reason, it’s a job. So why don’t they call eating pussy a ”multitasking, possible drowning, and losing all circulation in your neck, work assignment”? Probably because it doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Here’s the deal, you can munch box like a pro, without needing a neck brace afterwards with a few easy porn star steps. Let’s get started.

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Chelsea Charms Us With Her Massive Boobs

Friday, October 14th, 2011

The Girl with the worlds largest fake tits (size 125 xxx) says she’s happy with them.

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Somehow these massive puppies are still growing, at the rate of one inch per month. That’s a growth rate that even some of us guys would be afraid of. Here are some boobs that you wont be afraid of!

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Each one of her breast weighs an epic 26 lbs each.  It’s hard to believe that Chelsea Charms’ skin can actually stretch that much.

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Can you even imagine having sex with someone that big. (Not Arnold,)  One wrong move and you’ll be getting your first knock out from B.A.T.  (Big Ass Titties).

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Free Porn VS Pay Porn

Thursday, October 13th, 2011

When it comes to free porn, most people are fans. Why pay to see a hot woman get fucked, if you don’t have to? The demand for videos continues to rise, but with fewer people paying for sex movies, how is that effecting the quality? That’s what we’re looking at today.

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Who Would You Rather Fuck? A Celebrity, or A Porn Star

Tuesday, October 11th, 2011

When it comes an ultimate trophy fuck, some guys brag about bagging Sasha Grey and others are all about tapping Jessica Alba.  Who’s the better notch in the belt loop? Let’s take a look and see.

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Easing Into Anal Sex

Monday, October 10th, 2011

You’re not dumb, but when it comes to anal sex, lots of dudes are doing it wrong. If you want to get that girl you’re dating to give up her brown flower and have her begging to take the dirt road every night, read on.

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Talking Dirty To Your Little Slut

Sunday, October 9th, 2011

So the bitch wants you to call her a slut and you find yourself stuttering and blushing? Don’t worry, you’re not alone. Read on and you’ll be whispering filthy nothings in her ear in no time.

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Is More Always Better With Porn

Saturday, October 8th, 2011

When it comes to most things, more is better. More beer, more money, but what about more, with porn? Is more cum better? More hot girls? What about more guys? Most porn is made for the attention deficit generation viewers out there, but sometimes, would less be better?

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