Clown Porn: Scary or sexy?

We consider ourselves to be pretty progressive over here at orgasm.com. We have soft porn, hardcore porn, girl on girl porn, amateur porn and gay porn.

These days a free porn site has to go the extra mile though and recently we acquired clown porn. Today we’ll be stepping into the clown car and taking a look inside to see if we scream, or squirt.

Personally, clowns seem pretty harmless to me, but I know quite a few people who are petrified of them. Maybe that’s the appeal?

Sex psychologists do say that kinks often come from frightening childhood moments. Which does explain people who love getting a spanking, wearing high heels, or…clowns.

The person who wet his or her pants at age nine when a clown popped a balloon might get off on clown sex, but what about everyone else?

The red nose reminds me of old men who drinks too much. Put that on a sexy girl and what do you get? A hot woman dressed up like a clown, does it add to the appeal, or distract?

Personally I think it’s like putting mustard on a cupcake, a waste of  good dessert. Still, for the clown fetishists out there, someone getting fucked by a clown can be better than banana cream pie.

If you’re one of those people, we salute you! Well done in creating new jobs for clowns everywhere.

As for all the non clown fetishist…don’t worry, we’ve got lots of other types of porn to keep you as happy as a clown.

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