There are some things that seem so right in porn, that really don’t work in real life. If you’re a guy that’s grown up with free porn all of your life, before having sex, doing the deed in real life can be a rude awakening, for both you and your fuck buddy.
The smack on the tits that seemed to get that porn star so hot, will usually get you a slap in the face in real life.
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You have to remember, those porn stars have been rough handled so much, that often times they need a bit of brutality to feel anything at all.
Your girlfriend, probably hasn’t had hundreds of men so she needs a gentler touch. Also those big bags of silicon do tend to numb the pain receptors in fake tits.
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Another thing that seems hot in adult movies but doesn’t seem to fly in real life is spitting. Women in porn seem to love getting spit on, maybe because spit equals lube which means less work for them.
For a girl in your bedroom though, if you hawk a loogie on her pussy, she might just spit one back in your face and leave. Unless you’re dealing with a kinky suicide girl type, keep a bottle of KY on the dresser instead.
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Porn is great, but it will never compare to an actual hookup. Keep in mind these important tips and remember that when you please the girl, she’s more likely to bring a friend along for next time.
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