Hurry hurry, step right up! Under the big top today we have a bunch of clowns, but not just any clowns — today we are going to look at the nastiest, wildest, and maybe funniest of clowns — the one’s that show up in porn. That’s right — there are a growing number of wild and crazy sex videos that feature the harlequin and the painted madman, that ancient clown of the circus. What does this mean and why is this a growing trend?
In many ways the clown has always stood for sex. Not just fucking, but he stands philosophically for license and hedonism. He eats like crazy, and everything about him is bigger than life after all – even his shoes are extra big, and those jokes about what it means when a man wears big shoes are not new things. It is not hard to imagine the big shoed clown dropping his big pants — and they have to be that big for him — to reveal a massive, dangling, epically sized dick. And this is exactly the kind of thing one might expect to see in a free porn film from the clown fetish.
Of course clown props can be used for all kinds of things. Red noses could be affixed to other organs, and clown shoes make for great paddles for loud and silly spankings. In a world where many people take sex way too seriously and most porn stars we see on free porn videos are all seriousness and scowling. It is no wonder that people want to see people being the total opposite, silly, wild, and buffoonish. So hit those websites and begin looking for clown sex films, maybe before one knows it one will be putting on the paint for one’s self and one’s lover to enjoy. Honk that nose for me! You won’t be sorry you did.