The Dark Ages

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It’s hard to imagine or remember what our lives were like before there was Free sex on the Internet, or before there was even an Internet for that matter.

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And it really wasn’t all that long ago either. When we think back to those fabulous, celebrated, big haired, badly dressed in leather 1980’s, we seem to forget the fact that the decade we remember with such wistful fondness included neither cell phones, nor Internet access, nor DVRs nor even CDs. Gasp! On a normal day in say, 1983, we might hop into our cars and throw a cassette into the cassette player if we were lucky enough to even have a working cassette player, we might have a thought or even two thoughts as we were driving along but we would have to wait to share them until we either got to another human that we knew or we found a pay phone into which we could drop a dime and then call someone to share our plentiful wisdom.

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As far as porn went we had only a few options. We could suck it up and head down to our local video shop and skulk into the Adult video section, make our selection and then face the horror of taking it to the counter to check it out, all the while hoping and praying that we would not run into anyone that we knew. Today’s eager and horny porn seeking surfers have it so much easier. Today all that is necessary is a computer with a decent browser and a little bit of privacy, and our happy sex surfer can spend hours and hours checking out fabulous free porn on the Internet with no looks askance and judgement.

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The 1980’s were for sure over the top and amazing, but as far as surfing for porn goes, our current times are certainly a bit less nerve wracking.

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