The subject of sex toys is no news to the folks at Orgasm. Having seen just about everything the market has to offer, coming across a product that makes us get up off our seats is reason for celebration. Most recently, a friend forwarded me a YouTube video marketing one of the most revolutionary male-oriented sex toys I have ever seen, the Tenga Egg. Ten minutes later and I had half a dozen of those bad boys on their way.
Following in the footsteps of products like the popular Fleshlight, the Tenga Egg is essentially a masturbatory aid that mimics a real-life pussy like nothing else. Encased in a plastic egg, the product itself consists of an ‘Onacup’ which is the name for a Japanese brand of artificial vaginas invented by the legendary Mr. Matsmoto in 2006. Since its release, it’s become so popular that it sold over two million units worldwide. Now that’s a whole lot of masturbating.
Understanding the product to the full of its abilities requires watching the video but in a nutshell, it basically consists of a jelly-like egg with a hole on one end. By adding some lube to its interior and ‘rim’, you can then proceed to stick your dick in there and go to town with your favorite free porn site, or without, whatever strikes your fancy.
Tenga eggs come in a variety of different ‘terrains’. What that means is that depending on your preference of bumps and grooves, you’ll be sure to always find something you like, or keep yourself entertained by trying them all.
For those who still need some convincing, read on for a couple of Tenga Egg facts that might help you place an order (or not):
- After personally testing out all of the different egg varieties, I can safely say that they are all different and provided me with different sensations. It’s like fucking a different woman everyday minus all the emotional baggage.
- The included lube is probably the best I’ve ever used. Highly recommended.
- It actually feels like you’re having sex or getting a blow-job. It definitely puts the fleshlight to shame.
- Being disposable, that means clean-up is as simple as tossing it in a bin; however, given that a ‘Tenga Egg Variety Pack’ (6 units) costs a whopping a $34.99, it will be the most expensive stick beating you’ve ever had.
