As a self-professed free porn enthusiast, my love for everything and anything that has to do with sex is to be expected. One of my “hobbies” – if I can call it that – is to read up on brothels. And no, I’m not talking about seedy, filthy, hole-in-the-wall type brothels that treat their women like scum. I’m talking about the truly VIP spots that manage to celebrate sex while being the closest to heaven on earth most men will ever get. Read on for a list of my personal favorite spots all across the globe.
1. Tiffany’s (Sydney, Australia) – I’ll start off by saying that every inch of this locale is painted red, making you feel like you’re in some sort of explicit dream. Catering to the rich and famous, this brothel features plenty of themed rooms and model-like ladies that know exactly what they’re doing.
2. The Bunny Ranch (Carson City, Nevada) – When on the subject of brothels, what better place than Sin City itself? Perhaps one of the only legal brothels in America, this spot is owned and operated by the self-labeled “Pimpmaster General”, Dennis Hof. With customers like Hugh Hefner and Howard Stern, you know that they must be doing something right.
3. FKK Oase (Frankfurt, Germany) – We all know that German babes are some of the hottest in the world, and nobody showcases it better than FKK Oase. Located in the middle of the woods, this Greek inspired brothel prides itself in ladies that would put Aphrodite to shame. With plenty of cabanas spread throughout its property, you’ll be sure to have enough privacy while enjoying the great outdoors.
4. Nana (Bangkok, Thailand) – Resembling some sort of brothel-esque mall, this four story building features over 40 bars, all packed full of sexy exotic women. Unlike the previous high-end varieties however, you must learn how to negotiate in order to get what you want. On the bright side, there are enough options to satisfy every taste.
5. Big Sister (Prague, Czech Republic) – Possibly my favorite of all brothels, Big Sister follows in the suit of free porn by offering their services free of charge. You heard me. The catch however, is that after all is said and done, they get to showcase your romping session on their very own cable TV channel and website. If privacy is not an issue, this one is by far the best deal out there.
