Archive for December, 2010

Online Flirting: It’s All About The Lips

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Dec 15 orgasm.com1We all know that it’s incredibly easy for guys to fuck things up when they’re trying to flirt with girls. It actually takes a lot of brains to come up with the right lines and we’ve realized that the women we come into contact with are a lot harder to crack compared to the easy and cheesy lines that actually work when we watch the guys picking up the gals in free porn.

One of the most recent surveys conducted in the world of online dating and flirting has found that the absolute best internet chat up line for men to use is: “You have beautiful lips.”

According to the director of marketing from a predominant online dating service, he says, “we have found the Holy Grail of flirting.”

The research analyses the success rates of opening lines from about 200,000 online flirtations in 11 languages over the course of one month to come up with the “compliment success index.”

The users on the site were asked to use one of 12 different chat pick up lines. Each one complimented a part of a woman’s body or appearance, from her tits, to her hair.

The research measured the success rate of each line in two different ways: first, their success of creating any response at all; second, their success at launching a longer conversation. Which means one that goes back and forth at least four times- and that’s a lot for some of these poor bastards!

When it came down to it, complimenting a woman’s lips was the most successful overall. When it came to Dutch and Portuguese women, they mostly preferred: “you have beautiful ears”, that just goes to show how weird they are!

“What many women want is for men to take the initiative and not be wishy-washy. A lot of men on dating sites send a sort of generic message and women recognize something that hasn’t been customised for them.”

According to David Givens, the author of the book, “Love Signals: A Practical Guide to the Body Language of Courtship” said the results totally made sense because women tend to focus a lot of attention on their lips.

“From adolescence onwards, they cosmetically adorn their lips, applying lipstick and colors. They have been doing so since ancient Egypt.”

So guys, you want to get a date or you want to get fucked, you know what to say; anything that has to do with her lips should get you what you want!

Sex In Video Games

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

Dec. 14 - Sex In Video GamesIt’s no news that sex and video games are now walking hand in hand. After all, what better way to attract young – and old – men then by combining gaming and sex in one lovely package?It eventually even leave free porn hanging on for dear life.

However, adding sex to play is no easy feat for video game developers. Often faced with the challenge of keeping things ‘kid-friendly’, many production companies now find themselves hovering over a thin line of appropriateness. Below, we’ll cover some of the titles that managed to pull this off. Though not entirely politically correct, the following games have set the tone of what’s to come in the future of sex in video games.

1. Bayonetta – This action game features everything men love about women – minus the actual sex. However, it’s the games ability to be incredibly sexual without showcasing sex that makes it so appealing. Focused around a sinfully attractive witch with a thirst for blood and revenge, Bayonetta fits the bill of ‘sexy’ in more ways that one. If anything, her skin tight black latex suit and killer ass should be enough to keep you entertained.

2. Fallout: New Vegas – If what you want is full-on sexual content, then look no further than Fallout: New Vegas. Allowing you to do everything from stealing a man’s spouse to seducing strangers, the focal point is even more lewd – trying to lure mutants and humans into prostitution. Call it sci-fi pimping if you will, but Fallout is the closest you’ll ever get to having sex with a robot.

3. Mass Effect 2 – Taking place on a spaceship and satisfying every sci-fi aficionado, one of the best parts of the game involves a sex scene between the captain and his fellow partner. And for those who enjoy a bit of sexual gruesomeness, Samara – an asari Justicar – actually kills her victims by incinerating their insides through intercourse. Let’s just be glad that doesn’t happen in real life.

4. Heavy Rain – This interactive fictional game manages to cross the line by featuring a insinuative rape scene where you can undo the victims bra, forcefully kiss her and even change sexual positions. While I don’t exactly agree to such drastic measures, this depiction is a perfect example of how sex can impact the world of video games. Even in poor light.

Cunnilingus Could Save The World

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

images-1It simply might come down to something a woman might want so much because she can’t do it for herself. Sure men seek our blow-jobs all the time for this reason, but a blowjob is almost common place-it certainly is in porn – where cunnilingus isn’t something women talk too much about, or at least not to their lovers, but they do want it. In some cases the only way a woman can come with a partner is if that partner licks her clit or kisses her labia. But so many women are turned off to their partner’s lack of dropping or their own fear about their scent that they don’t ask for what they really need.

But cunnilingus could save the world …or at least some staid relationships. A man eating pussy will learn the nuisances of the vagina. He will get down close to it. See it for what it is and the veil of mystery of the folds, ridges, valleys and tips of flesh that is a woman’s vagina will be revealed. Though the man who goes down might not come away knowing his date any better having been down on her muffin but he will have a new perspective that what the woman has in her pants is not some unknown crevice where his cock simply thrusts, rubs and eventually cums in or his fingers get entangled inside.

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For the woman who is having their vag eaten, licked and attended to so lovingly by her man-or woman-they know that not only do they have their man-or woman’s-attention, but that they can relax basking in a moment that is wholly about them. Selfish as it is to lie back and let someone perform oral sex on you, it is needed from time to time for each sex to take as well as give. And for all too many women, fingers are simply not adept enough and a cock too rough-and usually too intent on its intent-to really provide the adequate time and maneuvers needed to really bring her to her best orgasm. Wet to wet, soft tongue to these softest pink parts and face to genitals, there is no better way to show intimacy and a overall caring for a woman’s pleasure then to put one’s face deep in her briny scent and lick her until she thrashes about the bed in ecstasy.

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The Do’s and Don’ts Of Foreplay

Tuesday, December 14th, 2010

There are too many men out there who slip up during foreplay. They either don’t know what to do and lack the skills needed, or they think that they know too much and go way over the top. When it comes to foreplay, it has to be done right because not all women are wet and ready like those actresses you see on free porn. So take a look at the mistakes below and take notes on the tips because you don’t want to fuck this up!

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Mistake # 1-Foregoing The Kiss

You should try to prolong the kissing instead of going straight for the main event. However, it doesn’t have to be the usual lip locking. Women love it when their men kiss them all over from their neck to their shoulders.

Mistake # 2-Paying Too Much Attention To Her Tits

Women are often uncomfortable when men pay too much attention to their bosoms. Of course they love the attention, but they still prefer that their partners pay attention to other details on their body.

Mistake # 3-Hurrying Through Foreplay

This is a huge no-no! Foreplay should be done in the smoothest and most comfortable manner possible. Women love it when their men spend time exploring every sensitive spot on their body. You shouldn’t go towards her inner thigh if she’s not full prepared for it. It can be really unpleasant for women if they aren’t totally ready for vaginal sex. And you don’t want to ruin the mood because then you wont get any.

Tip # 1-Take Pleasure on Foreplay

You must be able to have fun during foreplay in order to be good at it. Women can actually tell when we’re not in the mood for foreplay, even if there is bits of action like oral sex going on beforehand

Tip # 2: Open Communication

If you don’t know what to do, don’t try and mimic what you see on porn. Just ask her. And be ready to give her anything that she asks of you!

Tip # 3-Dirty Talk

Most guys don’t understand how effective dirty talk can actually be during foreplay. You probably don’t know this, but a women can get highly aroused even with just words.

Tip # 4-Be Smooth

Try and let the whole act blend together smoothly and end in some great fucking. Think about it this way, you wouldn’t want to skip the appetizer and just head straight for the main course, right? And who can forget dessert? Not me! That’s why you want to have some great foreplay so the whole entire act will pan out the way you want it too.

Sex At Work: Is it Good Or Bad?

Monday, December 13th, 2010

Dec 10 orgasm.com1It’s not just free porn that often depicts a sexy scenario where two co-workers can’t keep their hands off each other and are doing it in every crevice of the office. Research shows that a large proportion of workers in real life are having sexual relations with colleagues, but more often that not, the outcome of sex at work poses a lot more problems and drama compared to a satisfying cum shot and no strings attached sex, like we see in porn.

Workers will always be worrying about the danger of exploitation, but according to Peter Handel at Carnegie Training, the real problem is when one person has power over another.

Handel trains personnel departments in 75 countries on how to deal with such a sensitive and difficult subject.

He says there are two main issues, “how can one be sure that the relationship is consensual, without any subtle or direct coercion, and is there a conflict of interest.”

A lot of companies have strict rules when it comes to the freedom of fucking at work. Some companies impose bans and Handel says that it’s because the relationships could interfere with the smooth running of an organization.

“If a coworker is sleeping with the boss, how do you know if that person is not getting better pay and better assignments?”

Six out of 10 colleagues are involved with each other in an intimate relationship and research shows that it is often women having affairs with more senior men.

“Men go for youth and beauty. Women are attracted by the aphrodisiac of power, the earning ability and someone able to look after children,” he says.

The reason why sexual relations in the workplace poses such a problem is because the line of flirtation and harassment is very fine.

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You are really putting things on the line by becoming involved with someone at work, especially if they’re in a higher or lower position of power because if something did end badly, your job or their job, could be on the line.

I guess what you have to do before becoming involved is weigh out the pros and cons and decide if it would be worth it in the end.

But lets be honest, there’s nothing hotter than an office romance and having sex in the photocopy room.

Unconventional Libido Boosters

Monday, December 13th, 2010

Despite loving the holiday season for getting us out of the office and into the party mood, it can often be hard to lead an active sex life between all the shopping and family gatherings. Come to think of it, stress and fatigue are often one the biggest reasons behind a lack of libido.

When free porn not longer does the trick, we sometimes have to resort to some less-than-traditional alternatives for getting “in the mood”. Not only will these be enough to get you over the holiday sex slump, but it will keep your love life interesting for the new year.

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1. Work On Household Chores – According to a recent study, the more you engage in household activities, the more likely you are to crave sex. And while there’s nothing particularly sexy about vacuuming, the more elbow grease you use, the wilder your sex session will be.

2. Eat Ginger – Whether you opt for a Starbucks gingerbread latte or resort to stealing one your niece’s gingerbread men, this root is known to aid in increasing blood flow. Next time you run out of Viagra, do what Madame du Barry did to seduce King Louis XV and take serve your partner some ginger. It’s also yet another reason to enjoy sushi.

3. Use Special Lube – For those times where average lube is simply not enough, consider a special blend like the Zestra Feminine Arousal Fluid or the newly released KY Intense Arousal Gel For Her. Infused with ingredients such as primrose oil, botanical agents and niacin, these special lubes promise to increase sensitivity and add a boost to your blood circulation.

4. Wear Red – It’s no coincidence that a woman dressed in red tends to turn heads more than her counterparts. In fact, a recent study from the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology determined that women not only attract more men by wearing red, but also get turned on in the process. For maximum impact, get yourself some red boxers to match.

5. Pump Gas – No, you’re not exactly try to mimic something out of a cheesy porn film. According to recent British study, the smell of gas is actually capable of turning women on. And the same applies to other peculiar smells; such as leather and paint.

The Weirdest Sex Stories Of 2010

Sunday, December 12th, 2010

Given that the new year is just around the corner, thinking back on this year’s abundance of sex scandals brought a smirk to my face. After all, one thing is for sure – as “advanced” as our society may be, we’re still nothing but a bunch of horny folk. Has the free porn boom taught you nothing? Below, we’ll highlight some of the most bizarre sex stories of 2010. Whether they inspire or appall you, they’ll be sure to give you a good laugh nonetheless.

1. Free Room For Sex Tape – As we’ve mentioned on a previous article, Berth Bilton Jr. – son of Swedish porn mogul Berth Milton Sr. – is planning to open the first chain of ‘sex hotels’ where couples stay for free under one condition: they must be ok with being filmed having sex. While it’s not for everyone, it’s certainly something.

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2. Horny Break In – After breaking into a house, setting up a tripod, and filming themselves having sex, a couple from Elma, Washigton was caught red-handed by a friendly neighbor. In a fit of panic, they ran way – leaving the tripod, camera and film behind for all to enjoy.

3. The Ultimate Bestiality Punishment – A young man from the village of Yeh Mbang in Indonesia gave into his bestiality tendencies by having sex with a cow. After getting caught, villagers punished him by forcing him to marry the very object of his desire. However, the ceremony ended with the drowning of the animal and a simulated drowning of the man – as a means of ‘cleansing’ his body from his bestiality offence.

4. Drastic Measures – As a means of putting a stop to her own daughter’s wedding, a deranged Russian woman called authorities and accused her of planning a terrorist attack on the very plane she was boarding to her wedding. After being escorted out of the plane and taken into interrogation, the call was eventually traced back to the soon-to-be bride’s mother, who admitted to having a distaste for Moroccans.

5. Bad Advice – After a therapist allegedly advised a man to cheat on his spouse, the couple decided to sue him on the grounds of pain and suffering. Never has the phrase “have your cake and eat it too” been so applicable.

Get It At The Drive-Thru

Saturday, December 11th, 2010

In a world where our every need can be answered with a click of a computer mouse, is it any wonder we are answering our more prurient desires first and foremost? Why leave the house to find what arouses us if we don’t need to? No matter what our specific kink-have we one-or passing thought-should we entertain more then usual-we can have what we want when we want it. And if and when we do ever venture forth for our porn movies, pics, even service providers-aren’t we now so used to the speedy return, the easy transaction, the convenient exchange, that nothing but the quickest experience will do?

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It makes sense then that sooner more then later we will be looking for drive-thru .

There are actually states in the union where one can drive their car into-INTO-a liquor store order, pay for, then be handed whatever alcohol one wants, then leave the store, all without ever leaving one’s car. Albeit a blowjob or some ass fingering might take a tad longer to complete, but the time has come to pull up outside a lighted menu screen, order some oral sex or a quick hand-job, unzip as one pulls around to the window, maybe open the car door to the full window one comes to face, surrender some money and stick one’s genitals out to be serviced! Surely, the entire sex drive-thru enterprise would be easier for a man to pay for and receive, but with us all able to get a burger or our morning coffee this way, why not sex?

And while being a hooker is illegal, might there be some unique precedent about receiving a sexual act in a car that is technically still running that would render the entire exchange free from prosecution?

The time has come to out our resources into the very next thing. To prompt people to leave their houses in this day and age is a retailer’s biggest headache. To get people to buy a dirty movie when they can just as easy download for free over the Internet are dirty movie producers’ biggest headaches. The drive-thru sex shops might in fact kill two birds with one stone; get people out for their sex and keeping them away from P.C. screens where they can too easily-and for free-download porn movies.

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Dating a Masturbator

Friday, December 10th, 2010

Whenever a new couple begins dating, there are all kinds of things yet to be discovered. What kind of sex you each like will sooner or later be on the agenda. A lot of people are just into garden variety fucking, but some have a specialty.

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What is it like to date a masturbator? Just about all men masturbate. For some it is a primary mode of sexual gratification. This is not to judge that orientation in any way. However, it may take some understanding and adjustment to make sure everyone is satisfied.

It may take a while for the real story to come out if a man is seriously into wanking. He may be performing great sex acts with the new girlfriend, saving his jacking off over pictures or his arsenal of sex toys for boys hidden, thinking his girlfriend wouldn’t understand. He may have trouble ejaculating inside of her, and she may wonder if she is lacking something. Hopefully, they will each share their real sexual interests with one another – before she finds the stacks of splooge-covered magazines in his closet.

Once the secret is out, there are lots of fun things the couple can do to incorporate his penchant for stroking into their sex life. Both of them may really get off on fucking her, then pulling out at the last moment to spray cum all over her tits. He may like the feeling of a hand on his cock in general, so a hand job from her might be what he craves. The couple may enjoy sweet foreplay and licking before lying back and watching each other get themselves off. The image of her rubbing her clit might fuel his masturbating for another time. They both might love it when he flips her over and strokes off on her while her ass is high in the air. She may find out his most prevalent fantasies and talk dirty to him while he brings himself to the brink.

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So, what to do with a masturbator? A woman should do with him what she would do with any new partner—Take time to find out likes and dislikes. Together, a couple can figure out how much fucking, sucking, and erotic alone time is needed by each.

The Most Oscar Worthy Sex Scenes of 2010

Friday, December 10th, 2010

If you’re feeling horny and want to masturbate to a really hot sex scene, all you have to do is hop online and watch some free porn. But sometimes, porn just doesn’t do the trick. Once in a while we want to see something with more quality and with more important people. That’s where feature films come in. In most R-rated films nowadays a sex scene is mandatory.

It’s quite unfortunate that the Oscars don’t give out an award for the most important scene in the movie-when the actors GET IT ON! Well, that’s where I come in. Here are the most Oscar worthy sex scenes of 2010:

Best Girl on Girl Sex Scene: “Black Swan”
After a night of intense partying, Natalie Portman’s character gets into it with her sexy frenemy played by Mila Kunis. What goes down is some girl on girl oral action.

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Best Fake Sex Scene: “Easy A”
Emma Stone’s character helps out a friend by pretending to take his virginity and performs some of the best fake sex sounds since “When Harry Met Sally.”

Funniest Sex Scene: “MacGruber”
Will Forte and Kristen Wiig start out by having some classy 80′s style sex, but then is takes a turn for the incredibly awkward.

Best Scene Where Sex Was In The Air, But Didn’t Happen: “Twilight:Eclipse”
So much build up for the inevitable sex scene that happens in the upcoming “Breaking Down.” Just fuck already!

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Best Guy on Girl Oral Sex Scene: “Blue Valentine”
Ryan Gosling goes down on Michelle Williams in what is probably one of the most intimate sex scenes I’ve ever seen in movie that isn’t porn!

Best Quickie Sex Scene: “Love and Other Drugs”
Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway do a lot of fucking in this flick, and they can’t even make it to bed for their first sexual encounter.

Best Outdoor Sex Scene: “Tiny Furniture”
A recent college grad gets boned from behind by her hipster douche bag coworker in the middle of an empty lot in Brooklyn.

Most Awkward Sex Scene: “Greenberg”
The much older Ben Stiller seduces the naive Greta Gerwig in a sex scene that is awkward and quick.

Most Disturbing Sex Scene: “Splice”
Adrien Brody has nasty sex on the floor with the sexy Frankenstein monster he partly fathered.

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