Becoming, indeed, being, a male porn star, is much more difficult than you might think. Many of you out there probably think it’s all about titty fucking and loose pussy. Not so, friends, not so. Here’s what you gotta consider if you’re thinking about becoming the next Ron Jeremy. (Note: there will NEVER be another Ron Jeremy.)
1. Ask yourself: do I really want to be a porn star? This is important. If you’re going to actually cut it as a porn dude, you have got a lot of fucking work to do – hard work, do you really want to do that work just to get into porn? What are mommy and daddy going to say?
2. Ask yourself: do you have stamina? You can not work on getting your stamina up to porn star levels, you just have to have it. Can you stay hard in a pussy for two hours? No?! Then move along, buddy.
3. Ask yourself: do you know a super hot girl who is willing to enter the porn biz with you? People hate male porn stars because they suck. The only way anyone is really going to pay attention to you at the beginning is if you waltz-fuck your way through the door with a smoking hot woman who is willing to perform with you, and only you. Ha! Good luck!
4. Ask yourself: is your penis fucking spectacular? Is your cock big and tall and smooth and sexy? Can it also shoot shocking amounts of cum? Do women actually like having sex with you (like, actually)? Are you a handsome, handsome, handsome devil? Because if you don’t have all of these qualities you should just forget your ridiculous porn dreams right now; competition out in pornland is fierce for the men these days.
If you’ve gotten to the end of this list and have said no to one through four, don’t feel too bad. The fantasy of the industry is much better than the reality – I promise.
