While you may think of your penis as serving strictly for the purposes of sex, urinating and as the beneficiary of all the free porn you can find – think again. Considering the phallus is not exactly the most attractive thing in the world, it has certainly managed to accomplish a lot of impressive tasks. Below, we’ll cover some of the fascinating facts surrounding men’s members.
1. Long-Distance Jump – Horst Schultz holds the record for the longest cum shot ever recorded. The distance? A whopping 18 feet.
2. Solo Oral Sex – Research shows that only one out of 400 men are capable of giving themselves a blowjob. So for those who are not fond of going down on their partners, consider tracking these rarities down.
3. Circumcision Remains – In matters of circumcision, all of that discarded foreskin can actually serve a purpose. An infant’s foreskin for example, can actually be grown into new skin for those who have suffered from serious burns.
4. Sperm Marathons – If you thought your partner was fast in the sack, his sperm is far more impressive. Capable of traveling down the vaginal track at about 200 inches per second, they can reach the finish line in about .015 seconds flat.
5. Micro Penises – Don’t worry too much about the size of your penis. Why? The smallest Johnson ever recorded was only one centimeter long. And while that’s mostly due to a condition called congenital hypoplasia, remember that there will always be someone with a smaller peen than yours.
6. Packing Meat – Studies show that only about 15% of men have penises over seven inches long, and only a mere 3% pack more than eight inches in their pants. Funnily enough, they also concluded that gay men tend to have an extra 1/3 of an inch to perform with.
7. The King Of All Dicks – While on the topic of size, the world’s biggest recorded penis is approximately 13.5 inches long. But before you deem it’s owner – Jonah Falcon – to be the luckiest man in the world, know that he is still single and lives with mother. Case in point.