We all know that sexy time gets personal, but sometimes, it just goes a little over board and gets a little too personal. And this time I’m not talking about the chicks. This time I’m asking the girls what some of the weirdest things guys have ever said to them in the sack.
1. “I Love You.” Mind you, it was a one night stand.
2. “I want to lick your armpit.”
3. There was this one guy would couldn’t get off without stringing together a whole bunch of foul words that made no sense as a sentence; “fuck, whore, asshole, bitch, cunt, pussy!” So odd.
4. One guy begged me to slap his erect dick.
5. “You’re the first biological woman I’ve had sex with in a long time…”
6. “My last girlfriend had a really wicked body.”
7. “Your ass tastes like caramel.”
8. “I’m sorry…I don’t always cry like this.”
9. “Can I cut you?”
10. “I just want to make you cum Jenny!” Too bad my name is Brittany.
11. “Call me daddy.”
12. “Wow, you’re just like a man in bed.”
13. “Don’t worry my mom has heard me have sex before.”
14. I met this guy on an online dating site and we had only e-mailed back and fourth a couple times before meeting up and having sex. He couldn’t stop saying, “I’m a stranger. You don’t know me, I’m a stranger, you don’t know me,” over and over again.
15. “Could you wash this?” And then handed me a used butt plug.
16. “You’re not pulling my balls hard enough.”
17. “So, have you ever seen ‘Two Girls: One Cup’?”
18. “Can I stick it in now?”
I always thought that the guys were the normal ones, but it turns out they’re not!
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