The guido’s and guidette’s of Jersey Shore just wrapped of the second season of their hit reality TV show and there is nothing but bright lights and big bills for the future of these castmates.
The Situation was a Dancing With The Stars contestant and has recently launched a new book. Snookie is being paid thousands of dollars to show up at club for about 10 minutes, all over the US, and Pauly D just bought a brand new Lamborghini.
These kids are ringing in the dough and it’s all because of their outrageous personalities and partying habits that allow them to create some of the most obnoxious, weird, and plan old fucked up lingo.
IIIIttt’ssssss T-SHIRT TIME!!!!! Here are some infamous Jersey Shore sayings that most of you will probably need a Guido dictionary to help decipher:
GTL: A day long activity that is mostly done by MVP which includes going to the gym, tanning, and doing laundry.
MVP: The power trio created my Mike, Vinny and Pauly.
Cockblock of the century: One who is legendary for preventing his or her male roommate from succeeding in his sexual conquests.
Community smush room: A room that is used for smushing and smushing only.
Smush: When you have sex with someone.
Double Bagger: When the person you’re getting it in with is so ugly you have to put over her head and your own, just in case.
Getting it in: When you have sex with someone.
DTF: Down to fuck.
DTS: Down to snuggle.
Grenade: An unattractive fat woman.
GFF: The grenade free foundation is an organization to keep grenades at bay in order to reach a GFA.
GFA: Grenade free America.
Land-mine: A skinny ugly girl.
Chicken Cutlet: A silicone insert that is placed into a chicks bra to make her tits look bigger.
Kookah: A woman’s vagina.
These are just a few of the Jersey Shore terms to get you through a days work. If you want to completely educated on their lingo, it will require you to take the day off work, because they have come up with a lot of shit!