After discussing porn sites with my roommate, I laughed when he told me his subject of interest revolved around lesbians. “Lesbians eating each other out; now that’s the stuff”, he said with a sparkle in his eyes. Now, I know that it’s not exactly big news that men love lesbians. Even Britney and Madonna’s infamous kiss was enough to get everyones panties in a bunch. But what is it about women making out that turns men on so much? Is it the aspect of having double the fun? You know, two being better than one? Here’s the thing though, if these lesbians are in fact lesbians, then clearly they wouldn’t want to go anywhere near a penis. Right?
Two professors from the University of California decided to analyze this girl-on-girl business a little further. After conducting a national survey, they determined that out of all the women polled, only 2% considered themselves lesbians or bisexuals. On the other hand, 8% reported having same sex desires or engaging in same-sex frolicking. While the number certainly seems low, what’s interesting to observe is the relation between sexual preference and actual behaviors.
Another important find – that is also not exactly groundbreaking – is that the reason behind girls making out with girls lies in one thing and one thing only – impressing the boys. Add a little bit of alcohol into the mix and suddenly a girl will do just about anything to show a man just how “wild” she is. Perhaps it all boils down to the fact that a man’s role is to observe while women are to be observed.
I never said I was a feminist (after all I enjoy free porn).
Even though men like to believe that a lesbian couple would be more than eager to jump into bed with them, chances are they wouldn’t. A pair of fake lesbians however, would love nothing more. That’s why they’re making out in the first place. So for the lez-enthusiasts out there, consider your setting before attempting to make a pass on a same-sex couple. If they’re just strolling around hand in hand not really paying you any mind, let them be. Alternately, if two girls start to make-out right in front of you, chances are it’s just a little desperate act to get your attention. And boy does it work!