How do you make 5 pounds of fat look sexier then Kim Kardashian’s freshly waxed pussy? Stick a nipple on it, and call it a big juicy tit. Though tits and ass aren’t much more then fat deposits, there is something especially magical about these heavenly body parts. Maybe its their simplicity, or tendency to bounce and emphasize a women’s curves. It is just undeniable that a women whose boobs bust out of her turtle neck will cause more dicks to get hard then a photonic boner beam at a Star Trek themed sex convention.
Is it our pre-natal relationship with jugs that make us so fascinated with them? Could it be that men whose mothers nursed them for longer are more likely to be instinctually driven to suck on the beautiful nipples of their lovers? It could be said that men who were baby bottled sooner were deprived of tit action, and are therefore more likely to seek it out later in life. One aspect of a possible tit troller could be this infancy complex.
I tend to believe that men are inspired by tits and ass to spread their seed. The first thing any man wants to do, when he sees a juicy ass in front of him, is spread it open and stick his cock in. It would be fair to say, that if women were teased as much as us men, there would be a whole lot of waterproof panties hitting the market. Maybe men should be less worried about their dick size, instead embrace your member, wear some of those jeans that you forgot about from high school. Likely they will be so tight, it will look like your trying to smuggle a hotdog out of seven eleven. You could walk down the street and watch as women fold over in orgasm, the stench of pussy juices would overfloweth. Most men seem to be happy admiring womens ass’s and nipples through shirts, rather then be a sausage expo. Though it could be our fundamental paranoia that causes us to become the perverted stereotype we are labelled.
It is a healthy attracted for a man, however it seems women are less prone to scoping out the size of a guys cock. Or maybe none of us guys really know what the fuck those women are thinking back at us, and secretly they are eye fucking our zipper, hoping for just an instance, a giant swinging shlong will slip out between our unfastened fly.