In a scenario sounding eerily familiar to one that happened last month, I settled down into bed last night with my wife and Chelsea Handler, when she suddenly starts addressing rumors of Radaronline having a sex tape of her when she was 23. Chelsea Handler, not my wife.
Radaronline are being all fucking coy about it, meanwhile Chelsea addressed it thusly: “I would like to say to RadarOnline.com, thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff, and number two, it was made as a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club, because I’m a comedienne, and I’ve been showing it at birthday parties for fucking years!!!”
It’s even described as looking like a stand-up audition recording that suddenly cuts to an amateur sex tape, as if someone had accidently taped over a demo (kinda brilliant if you ask me). It was apparently made by Chelsea a couple years after moving out to Hollywood when she was still trying to make it as a comedienne. Who knew she’d be bigger than God?
Meanwhile Radaronline continues to treat this as though they found Noah’s Ark. Which came up in the news recently as well. Did you hear they found Noah’s Ark? Yeah. Turkey. Who knew?
I’m going with Chelsea on this one. Even if it is real, she’s been so candid about the sexual exploits of her past, documented fully in her three bestsellers “Are you There Vodka? It’s Me Chelsea,” “Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang,” and “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands” that i highly doubt she cares anyway. And I’m not sure I’d want to see it. I’m already having problems seeing Chuy every night without thinking of his weener.
Tags: Celebrity, Chelsea Handler, Chuy, Porn, Sex Tape