This was only a matter of time.
The fine art of Vagazzling. We can all remember hearing about Jennifer Love Hewitt letting the speckled goose out of her shorts, and ever since then the world has taken notice. Including, our very own porn world.
Third Degree Films, makers of such fine adult fare as “Fuck You,” “Teachers with Tits,” “American Bad Asses,” and my favorite “The Dream Teen,” has announced its intention of bringing the Vagazzling Hollywood craze to your home screen (size and width to be determined by you).
Joining the films lead Kagney Linn Karter in the cast of “Vagazzled” will be Asa Akira, Juelz Ventura, Amy Brooke and Charley Chase…NONE of whom had actually ever heard of the sparkly phenomenon. That kinda reminds me of Tom Cruise never reading “Interview with a Vampire” or Gwen Stefani ever hearing “It’s My Life” by Talk Talk….but I digress.
Third Degree’s Joey Wilson had this to say; “We were looking to do something a little fresh, and vagazzling is the latest Hollywood trend. For a town of tinsel and sparkle, they sure brought it home. It definitely gives a whole new meaning to ‘family jewels.’”
I like that.
However I’m still confused as hell about how this stuff stays on.
Tags: Amy Brooke, Asa Akira, Charley Chase, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Juelz Ventury, Kagney Linn Karter