You’ve heard me mention Steven Hirsch before. He is my personal hero and president of legendary porn company Vivid Entertainment.
When Conan O’brien joked about finding a job within the porn industry, Steven was there. When John Mayer ruminated about what his life long dream really was…Steven obliged. And now with word that Nadya Suleman, the piece of work known as “Octo-Mom,” can’t seem to raise her star-status head and shoulders above Kate Gosselin, here comes Steven to the rescue again!
Last week it was reported that Octo has never paid for her house. You know, every now and again i will get a phone call from, say, my car insurance company telling me “hey you kinda forgot to send us your insurance payment.” BUT THAT’S NOT A WHOLE HOUSE.
“Hello…? Ms. Suleman? Yeah, I don’t know if you remember this or not….BUT YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE….AND HAVEN’T PAID FOR IT. Sound familiar?”
Unbelievable. ANYWAY, so here comes Steven Hirsch to the rescue…porn contract in hand!
That’s right, this time he has agreed to pay off the balance of the house, a reported $460K, in exchange for one feature film. That’s a whole lotta scratch for even SIX sex scenes, if it came down to that, making her one of the highest paid first-timers in the history of adult film. But she has to make up her mind soon because the money is due about the same time this blog goes live. By the time you’re reading this…it’s too late.
As an aside I received a picture of the newly trimmed Nadya Suleman this morning, and while I detest the woman for trying to use her 12 kids to get herself famous, she has lost the weight…lost the waist…and kept the boobs.
Coincidence?
Tags: Conan O'Brien, Nadya Suleman, Octomom, Steve Hirsch, Vivid