Ok so sometime ago you will recall that I just about blew a stitch off my skirt over the Conan / Leno thing. Yeah yeah I know it was a little silly. My wife got tired of listening to me bitch about it too. Actually…if you must know, it now turns out that we fall on separate sides of the late night fence, as it were.
But that’s another story.
One of the punch lines in a Conan joke, made live on the air, and which centered on new possible career options was “…leave television altogether, and work in a classier business with better people, like hard core porn.” This is, in and of itself, very funny. Especially from the mainstream perspective, which has all roles in the industry being filled by greasy, oily, over-sexed, super slutty, hyper-coked-up, creepy type folk.
Well I just found out that Pink Visual’s Brand and Product Manager, Kim Kysa, sent off a business proposal letter to Conan at his former studio at NBC, that didn’t treat it as a punch line at all. Seems she begged and pleaded with him to take a position, ANY position, in the industry or with Pink Visual’s themselves, offering Conan a part in the gay porn entitled; “Pound Me I’m Irish.”
Now of course it comes as no surprise at all that Conan would rebuff such an offer, but it had to have been a funny moment, there in his office when he got this letter. I mean, who wouldn’t be able to sit back and take in the sweet sweet hilarity of such a situation. I would have done anything in my power to be a fly on the wall of that particular power meeting. Hats off Ms. Kysa, those were some awesome saucy balls.
All requests for comment have been denied and the full disclosure of the letter is no longer archived. Thanx also to AIN.
That’s some damn good shit.
Tags: Conan O'Brien, Porn, Sex